Ventrix
Ventrix was born in Reggio Emilia (which is a source of great pride to him) on April 4, 1959. His head, much to the consternation of his townspeople is a perfect oval* and this genetic abnormality has repercussions throughout his life.
During his youth he plays basketball 
                            and swims, a lot. One day his family moves to Modena 
                            (according to the official version for his father's 
                            work but the real reason is that no-one in Reggio 
                            can bear to look at his rounded skull any longer). 
                            During his second year in school he takes to volleyball 
                            and starts a brilliant career on the sidelines. It 
                            is in these sporting circles that he first gets the 
                            nickname Ventrix. His next move is from the bench 
                            onto the couch where he can be heard instructing the 
                            players of a variety of sports (volleyball, rugby, 
                            basketball and athletics to name a few) on tactics, 
                            scoring techniques and good play in general as his 
                            family looks on in silence. At the same time, despite 
                            a distinct lack of dedication, he gets his diploma 
                            in computer science which is still standing him credit. 
                            Like the great artists he goes through a number of 
                            periods - the "Irish period", the "Mediaeval 
                            one", the "Hemingway period" and the 
                            "African one" being the more memorable. 
                            He does his Military Service in the Alpini, the Italian 
                            Alpine Corps. His time in the army marks him for life, 
                            changing his one-time interest in mountaineering into 
                            a passion he still struggles to contain. And using 
                            the excuse of his joint interests (?!) in trekking 
                            and the First World War he drags his long-suffering 
                            wife and child (both of whom suffer from heights) 
                            around pinnacles and peaks in search of WW1 memorabilia.
                            
                            * The inhabitants of Reggio Emilia are known 
                            locally as teste quadre - square heads. The name dates 
                            back to the Middle Ages when many towns and cities 
                            were at war with each other. When someone from an 
                            opposing faction captured a misfortunate Reggiano 
                            he was allegedly tortured by having head squashed 
                            in a square cage. On release both the shape and name 
                            held.